Cafeteria Terrorists

by Pizza Face

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released April 20, 2014

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Track Name: Detention
DETENTION

Same shit, different day
It'd burn to the ground if I had my way
We're bad news and don't you forget it
Pizza Face is the King of demerits
We chew gum in class and wedgie the teacher
I kissed a girl under the bleachers
Our classmates all love us, all except one
Pickledick's out to ruin our fun

Are you aware it's already 10:30?
You reek of beer and look really dirty
Habitual offender, one course of action
Principal Teighnt will hear these infractions:
You missed assembly, science and math
Inappropriate writing on the brim of your hat
Porno mag and contraband patch
What do you have to say to that?

DETENTION

Oh, look who's back in front of my desk
I thought by now you'd give it a rest
You don't have to act like a brat
Take a hint from Hall Monitor Patt
You run this school? You're sadly mistaken
How about now when your freedom is taken?
Thought you'd get another detention?
Try in-school suspension

You're just pissed off that I farted on your lunch
You scarfed it down and you got the bubbleguts
You went to the nurse with a case of ring sting
You made her apply four ounces of butt cream
That barbeque we had in the parking lot
We stole your plate and gave you all the hot sauce
In the boy's locker room you vom'd out your brown mouth
We know your secret, Coach Jeff told us you stained the bowl

FUCK DETENTION
Track Name: Buttonmasher
BUTTONMASHER

Legend tells of a kid
Who has the power in his fingertips to win
Name the game, watch yourself lose
Bring your own controller. Bring your whole crew
On day of release he beat Sonic 4
On a broken Game Gear before leaving the store
He beat Ocarina when Link was still ten
Nintendo doesn’t want you to know how that happened
Informer and Prima are currently bidding
On which one of their board rooms he will be sitting
The Government wants him for top secret reasons
Like remote controlled spy planes for communist regions

Hark, you know the myth, you know the man, now know the truth: the Buttonmasher reigns
Late one night, Gameshark in hand, lightning struck. Two became one.
He was transformed from mere mortal to gaming god, the Buttonmasher’s born
Now he plays, now he slays, now the master the Buttonmasher speaks

Bow down before me, freshman
You can’t sling stick like I
Calloused hands my badge of mastery
No D-pad can control the power in hold in these hands
Gods of games and kings of codes
Hear my name and tremble: Buttonmasher
Track Name: Operation Kill Keg
OPERATION KILL KEG
There was a party last night at Party Time HQ
a 30 rack of Liene and Knux began to spew
Famous Ray was in the kitchen getting with some chick
Directly after telling Hines that she would suck his dick
Fathead against the world in a shotgun race
But when it comes to carbombs Tommy puts you in your place
Matt Bones is double fisting with bottles and with cans
Pilotte straight up pissed his pants from Edward Forty-Hands

KILL THE KEG

Waking up the next day feeling like a turd
Not enough Lager too much Adjective Bird
On a Sunday morning, the words that we all fear
James the Realest Rocker says that we're not out of beer
If we work together we can beat this beast
Two thousand fluid ounces of barley, hops, and yeast
There's only one solution it's one that we all know
So pump the tap and fill your cup this beer has got to go

KILL THE KEG

DRINK UNTIL THE KEG IS DONE

Gooch was the wisest wizard but that doesn't help him now
Big Guns works the Bronco Pump but he does it with a scowl
Finally we kill the keg but casualties are high
Jumpman's in the corner and he says he's gonna die
Jeff the King of Parties says that was quite a feat
You should all be proud but your mission's not complete
If you guys don't do this then you guys are whack
Commence Operation Get Deposit Back

RETURN THE KEG
Track Name: Cafeteria Terrorists
CAFETERIA TERRORISTS

So, you thought it was just another day
Wrong! It's the last day of your puny life
The pieces are set, the die has been thrown
Prepare to see carnage like you've never known
The teachers aren't ready, the students are chillin'
We kick down the door like Eric and Dylan
Some hide under desks, others try to flee
Can't escape the greatest food fight in this school's history

Yes, we've come to wreck your lunch
Feel our wrath or join us

CAFETERIA TERRORISTS

Pour the ranch on his head
Throw his milkshake across the room
Squirt the hot sauce in his eyes
Break his taco with all your might
Punch his sandwich with your fist
Slap him in the face with a chili cheese dog
You were once the teacher's pet
But after one lunch with us your transformation is complete

Yes, we've come to wreck your lunch
Feel our wrath or join us

CAFETERIA TERRORISTS
Track Name: Thrash Siren [BONUS]
THRASH SIREN

You're at a house party, it's a rager for sure.
Dudes are cracking cans, there's vomit on the floor.
Someone flips the record, you'd be in for a surprise
but the siren warns you that the mosh is nigh!

THRASH SIREN THRASH SIREN
Did somebody just put on Destruction?
THRASH SIREN THRASH SIREN
Eyes of Madness!
THRASH SIREN THRASH SIREN
Carnivore rules!
THRASH SIREN THRASH SIREN

When you hear the siren your body must prepare.
So, chug a beer and circle pit and swing your fucking hair!
MOSH!!

THRASH SIREN THRASH SIREN
Track Name: Big Dick Day [BONUS]
BIG DICK DAY

Woke up this morning with my dick in my hand
Girlies to the right of me just like I planned

It's gonna be a big dick day